Offered my wife a little snack in bed. She said she’s “good” so I ate instead.
This some high end shnit right here. 5 star Michelin I'm talking about! Recipe available upon request and payment.
by jadbronson
36 Comments
Maksilla
Do you love your wife? I have some doubts.
Iciclewind
Yeah I’m good too
yawnjew
You were a poet and didn’t even know it ✍🏼
rockyivjp
Your plate is cute
thecakebroad
I don’t know why I never considered cheese wiz /cheese can spray on anything besides crackers, but you’ve just blown my mind… Now I kinda wanna go get a can of spray cheese and a bag of pretzels…
HappyMeteor005
this dudes wife on a daily basis.
GentrifriesGuy
Dutch oven trap has been set
Just4Quacks
This is rock bottom. Idk how you made a plate of chips look so unappetizing. My condolences to your wife.
Muted-Chain3479
Cheese crucifixion
Pats-and-Eds
How was it? It looks like a cross; love the tiny drops of hot sauce dead center of each chip. 😹
kaspars222
Brooo
pepcorn
The way these crisps would’ve been improved if you’d done nothing to them.
sicastarrrrr
Spray cheese, chips and hot sauce? Hell yeah.
Olderbutnotdead619
Love that plate!
Elses_pels
Yeah. We are good too. Thanks!
Old_Badger311
You take the snack I’ll nab the plate! Love that mid century vibe
jeffdill2
I’m most upset about getting a plate dirty for 4 measly chips.
MerryBerryMudskipper
I’d be good too if presented with that; presented with it a second time, I’d be divorced.
swizz_jizz
Intentions: 10/10
Presentation: 7/10
Execution: 2/10
I guess you ate it on the couch, didn’t you?
5ilverBas3
Are you from New Mexico by any chance??
Kevinator201
Only four chips? I’d need at least a dozen
third-knight
She doesn’t know fine dining but thats okay.
translinguistic
I thought this was the flag of New Mexico at first
SongRevolutionary992
Christ on a cracker!
califorte1
She was probs super hungry as well and still turned this down. Respect to her
Confetti-Cakes330
Instant JAIL!
TheRareCreature
holy fail
titdirt
It’s the splash of hot sauce for me 😂
randyrandysonrandyso
i would prefer it if the cheese was mustard
xaantara
You prepare and eat only 4 chips? Wild
just-a_guy42
Franciscan Starburst!
lizzietee
I feel like you made that for yourself under the guise of making it for your wife. 🤣
Champis
Pretty sure I was offered this in the last cult I was part of.
ShirtPrestigious6820
If it’s crystal or franks on there, I’m down. In fact, I’ll take 8, please.
36 Comments
Do you love your wife? I have some doubts.
Yeah I’m good too
You were a poet and didn’t even know it ✍🏼
Your plate is cute
I don’t know why I never considered cheese wiz /cheese can spray on anything besides crackers, but you’ve just blown my mind… Now I kinda wanna go get a can of spray cheese and a bag of pretzels…
this dudes wife on a daily basis.
Dutch oven trap has been set
This is rock bottom. Idk how you made a plate of chips look so unappetizing. My condolences to your wife.
Cheese crucifixion
How was it? It looks like a cross; love the tiny drops of hot sauce dead center of each chip. 😹
Brooo
The way these crisps would’ve been improved if you’d done nothing to them.
Spray cheese, chips and hot sauce? Hell yeah.
Love that plate!
Yeah. We are good too. Thanks!
You take the snack I’ll nab the plate! Love that mid century vibe
I’m most upset about getting a plate dirty for 4 measly chips.
I’d be good too if presented with that; presented with it a second time, I’d be divorced.
Intentions: 10/10
Presentation: 7/10
Execution: 2/10
I guess you ate it on the couch, didn’t you?
Are you from New Mexico by any chance??
Only four chips? I’d need at least a dozen
She doesn’t know fine dining but thats okay.
I thought this was the flag of New Mexico at first
Christ on a cracker!
She was probs super hungry as well and still turned this down. Respect to her
Instant JAIL!
holy fail
It’s the splash of hot sauce for me 😂
i would prefer it if the cheese was mustard
You prepare and eat only 4 chips? Wild
Franciscan Starburst!
I feel like you made that for yourself under the guise of making it for your wife. 🤣
Pretty sure I was offered this in the last cult I was part of.
If it’s crystal or franks on there, I’m down. In fact, I’ll take 8, please.
https://amzn.asia/d/iQ9p2jc
Okay, hear me out: plain salty chips with garlic sauce (or any other sauce you enjoy.) it’s great. Feels illegal, but great